On the train this morning I suffered a jolt of alarm, the man next to me had a huge spider on his head. Oh no, my mistake, it's ear hair. Yuck.
So you see the lengths I go to for you, dear readers, it wasn't easy to snap a picture of this monstrosity without attracting attention. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did - I felt strangely queasy for the rest of the journey.
I mean really, is there any need for this kind of thing?
